"Hi, my name is Stacy. Did you know that the average cat lives to be 15 years old? That's kind of scary since I'm already 12. I think I'll probably live longer than that, though, if KRA can continue to take such good care of me. It all comes down to money, you know (what else?). They have this Sponsor a Senior Cat Program so if you can't adopt one of us, you can still help out. I'm not too proud to beg, so here goes…pick me, pick me, pick me, pleassseeee!"